Friday, June 26, 2009

Thursday, June 25, 2009

michael jackson is dead, raves are not dead

kibbles : god.
kibbles : mj.
snowball: i know dude. i had to call my dad about it.
snowball: he was shocked!
kibbles : yea ...
kibbles : he was only 50!
snowball: ferreals.
snowball: it blows my mind
kibbles : i feel sad
kibbles : i mean mj was the embodiment of optimism back in the day...
snowball: i know, my dad was saying the same thing.
snowball: he would make us watch moonwalker when we were being bad
snowball: cause the kids in the movie were bad
snowball: but turned good after hanging with MJ
snowball: *ironic, much?
kibbles : aw... that is pretty ironic.
kibbles : man.
snowball: yeah, dad LOVES MJ
snowball: he said he's gonna record all his MJ VHS's onto DVD's when he gets home tonight
kibbles : that is so sweet. is he traumatized?
snowball: not sure. but he thought i was making it up when i called him
snowball: he's probably somewhere in fremont tripping the fuck out and telling everyone he has in his cell phone all about it
kibbles : ha i just texted my three bfs for sure
kibbles : and they were like
kibbles : do we need to come get you
snowball: ha!
snowball: that's awesome
kibbles : can you leave work and go smoke a tribute blizzie
kibbles : and im like, no
snowball: ah...what a nice suggestion, though.


later…


kibbles : i didn't even know people still "raved"
snowball: it's a sad fact, isnt it?
kibbles : please tell me they weren't wearing ufos
snowball: if they weren't, they should've.
snowball: if jnco stovepipe pants come back i may have to move to canada
snowball: where the influence of ravers can't touch me
kibbles : oh GOD i went to see a few friends the other day and one of htem was wearing jincos
kibbles : i almost asked him to change
snowball: OMG WHY?!?!?
snowball: why would they do that?!?!
kibbles : he was a house dj like 8 years ago
snowball: were they the ones with the reflective strip down the sides!?!?
kibbles : and then he stopped "keeping up with the kids"
kibbles : snowball, they were jeans
snowball: oh god
kibbles : jinco jeans
kibbles : i mean i don't care that much about fashion (in a sense), like more accurately, maybe things like hygeine
kibbles : my friend jesse came over stinking like he obviously hadn't bathed in about a week the other day,
kibbles : and that was fine
kibbles : but there is a line, and that line is 90s skater/rave fashion
snowball: YES.
snowball: NOOO!!! http://www.definitivejux.net/files/u3/JNCO.jpg
kibbles : death.
snowball: so cool, they make your shoes "disappear".
kibbles : he's on fire:
kibbles : http://s.bebo.com/app-image/6659833557/6659732241/PROFILE/i.idlestudios.com/img/q/u/08/05/10/Show_Off_Raver.jpg
snowball: UM..anyone whose anyone knows that you cannot wear JUST a white tee with jnco jeans. and no candies?!?! shame shame...
kibbles : well if he turned around, you'd see the pacifier in his mouth
snowball: ah yes, that's true.
snowball: or mask filled with vicks!
kibbles : oh GOD. i still can't stand the smell
snowball: i like vicks on it's own...but sometimes i get a whiff and i swear it takes me back to the first rave i ever went to. it smelled of stale vicks and booty sweat. so gross.
kibbles : yea i remember being really freaked out about that cuz my grandma used to rub vicks under my nose before bed and it was like grandma was at the rave somehow
snowball: grandma WAS the rave.
kibbles : HAHAHA ohhhh man.
kibbles : although i will say she is responsible for my obsession with the movie "overboard." go grandma
snowball: thats hilarious.
snowball: grandmas are cool by default.
kibbles : where goldie hawn and kurt russel cross, there can be no cultural schisms.
kibbles : and yea... agreed on grandma coolness