kibbles : this toast is loud
isabelle : hahaha
kibbles : i feel very self-conscious eating it
isabelle : don't be weird.
kibbles : oh no i almost said "that's what she said"
kibbles : but i don't know if you're in on that joke
isabelle : what?
kibbles : do you watch the office?
isabelle : yeah
kibbles : you know how michael always says "that's what she said"
isabelle : yayuh
kibbles : seems like everyone i know has decided to start saying "that's what she said"
kibbles : like, my dad says it. it's weird.
isabelle : dude.
isabelle : the context has to be right.
isabelle : 'don't be weird' is not really that good.
isabelle : here's an example
isabelle : i was trying to park at home and i passed by this spot and turned around
isabelle : and then when i got to the other side of the street, i was like, 'oh. i'll totally fit there.'
isabelle : so i turned back around and said to jack, 'it's bigger than it seems when you're getting in it'
isabelle : 'that's what she said'
kibbles : ohhh shit
kibbles : jack says it too
kibbles : fuck
isabelle : everyone says it.
isabelle : snowball says it
kibbles : serial
isabelle : forrilla
kibbles : hee hee
kibbles : i had a high school feeling experience last night
isabelle : i'm not sure whether that's good or bad
kibbles : it was very "um."
kibbles : i went to a reading, this writer tao lin was reading
kibbles : and i have these thoughts about him like he's "really cool," as in, he appeals to my vanity
kibbles : and he came to my dinner party after the reading
kibbles : and there were some dorky people there
kibbles : and i felt embarrassed
kibbles : high school.
kibbles : like this one guy stan who does raver hip hop dances in our kitchen
kibbles : but he's like a 35 year old white guy
kibbles : but we always invite him to come back cuz he brings hash
isabelle : hahaha
isabelle : high school.
